The #Ween19 Horrible Halloween Party

DANG, it's not often you get to make such a sweet ween joke!

It's that time of year when all the scary shit is coming out: dismembered body parts, hideous zombie brides and creepy dudes telling me to smile. Yep, it's Halloween. This year I'm dressing up as me, but like sexy me. Haha just kidding I always dress like a whore.

We're having a costume party so try to be original for once and dress how you feel on the inside. I suggest huge loser, but like you know a sexy loser. If you need a prop, you can bring a date to this party but you need to clean up after them. And yes they will ghost you after and it'll be Halloween af! In prior years we have done JUST the ghost dick, but this year let's say fuck it and bring the whole ghost.

This is not a meetup, it's a real party with people you know superficially. It's already hard for us to pretend we like you, so bring something to eat that won't upset the dickwolves. I know I say this every year, but the dickwolves are very sensitive and you cannot fuck up their raping schedule. Then what, some people don't get raped!? HOW WILL WE EVEN SLEEP?

I don't know why I always put this in here, but bring some alcohol. If you're not going to get white girl wasted then what are you even doing? Go make some goals or something instead.

This is Megan and Sean's house and I hate to say it you guys but everything in your house is about to be real sticky November 1. (After work.)