Romance Awareness Month
Since I have received zero dick pics this month, I assume everyone forgot.
Did you guys know August is National Romance Awareness Month!? We were supposed to spend this month adding more romance to our relationships. Since I have received zero dick pics this month, I assume everyone forgot. Here are some tips for you guys who want to step up your romance game:
- Offer her Lemon Oreos after sex
- Let her be player 1
- Compliment her hair after the domestic abuse
- Let her super size her meal on your next date
- Light a candle to set the mood before you do the dutch oven
- Dick Unicorn
If you’re a woman who wants to step up the romance:
1. Have sex with him
2. See #1
These tips and more will be openly discussed at Ryan’s house over a romantic game of CAH. And when I say romantic, I’m talking about the sex jokes.
Everyone bring a food item. It can be heart shaped if you want, but we’ll probably just think it’s a butt. Ew, romance is gross so you better bring alcohol. We wouldn’t want anyone to puke.
*Ryan has dogs so if you are allergic bring your eppi pen and we’ll be happy to stab you in the chest with it Pulp Fiction style!