Pretending to be an Adult CAH Game

Remember when making friends was easy? You just showed up somewhere against your will and trauma bonded with whoever else seemed emotionally unstable?

Now we go to work where making friends is unprofessional and usually ends in a meeting with HR. If you have adult friends they're always throwing you interventions, having kids or getting offended at your hilarious jokes. Rude.

Look, working to support yourself is already hard enough. Stop pretending to be well adjusted and come hang out with other people who know that they are definitely the problem. If you want to practice true self care, you need horrible friends who will ignore your cries for help and just make fun of you instead.

Luckily, I have the answer to making friends when you're old. It's called Cards Against Humanity and I have the biggest deck you've ever seen. (And that's not a flex, it's a red flag.) If you don't know how to play, we'll teach you.

Details:

• Potluck - Bring food to share.
• Tequila will be provided but BYOB if you have higher standards
• Location: The worst part of Windermere (address disclosed later)

Notes:

• This is not a safe space, it's a funny space.
• No plus ones unless they are also RSVPed.
• This is a private home, if you RSVP and don't show you're taking the space of someone better than you
• I know this is Florida, but please leave your crack pipes at home.

RSVP on Meetup