National Self Improvement Month Kickoff Party
Only successful people have time for goals.
September is National Self Improvement month. LOL. This is what we’re supposed to do:
“Take some time to improve yourself. Set goals to help you on the path to making a better you.”
Yeah, I’m not going to do any of that. And neither are you. Only successful people have time for goals. Horrible people just have vision boards filled with porn and alcoholism. You guys can stop asking me about my goals now, kthx.
We are going to rebel against this self help shit at Erin’s house. Horrible people have different problems so we will LITERALLY be re-writing Maslow’s hierarchy of needs. Because vision boards are gay.
Bring all of your social anxiety, a potluck food item and some alcohol to Erin’s house. This is going to be an epic night of self examination. Not. Maybe you just feel bad about yourself because you’re a piece of shit? It’s not weird if you just embrace it.
My therapist told me this is a bad idea but I don’t have a therapist. Anyway if you like to play cards and mock healthy people this is your event! Look at that: you found your people. Meetup has delivered!