Ghost Dick Masquerade: Another Horrible Halloween Party
If your costume is a piece of shit you may want to consider alternative methods of making people love you.
It’s that special time of year again! The Dickwolves have been released and it’s CJ’s birthday. This Raping Season, lets give some love to those members of our group who have been the victims of ghost dick. We love you Adam and John. We’re very sorry for your unfortunate ghost dick incidents. If you need someone to talk to please call your real friends for support.
This Halloween soiree will have a strictly enforced dress code. No one likes the real you, so please cover that shit up with a costume. I’m really serious about this, you will not be admitted to this party unless your costume is a setback to women rights and/or covers your entire ugly face. Don’t test me people, I already hate most of you.
If your costume is a piece of shit you may want to consider alternative methods of making people love you. Like bringing food that doesn’t suck. This is a potluck, so please for the love of god lets try to bring some food that people will actually want to eat this time.
Alcohol is absolutely required and not brining any will get you shamed faster than wearing a costume of yourself. Also, don’t bring your crystal meth it’s harmful to the dickwolves. They’re sensitive creatures and they’re endangered.If you want you can bring CJ a gift since it’s his birthday. I don't recommend it.