Fishbowl & Judgment
We will be playing a bastardized version of I DISSENT but we're going to ignore all the rules about decorum and timers – we'll already be too drunk for that shit. Like all of our games, we will make this personal and deeply insulting to all involved.
Hi guys, okay quick announcement: Sean and I are dating now. We would have said something sooner but we had to get down to JC Penny to take this awkward couple portrait. It took us two years to get this photo taken since JC Penny is out of business.
A part of the same announcement: Prime Sean has been demoted to other Sean and Alt Sean will now be known as Sean. If this gets confusing you can just do what I do and call them both "Fuckface" New Other Sean has been made aware of this development via post card. He knows what he did.
For the coming out we shall be throwing a Judgment and Fishbowl party. The Fishbowl part is most important: bring your own fishbowl/ vase/ your grandmas crystal diaphragm, whatever. Bring a receptacle that you can drink from, anything goes, make me proud.
We will be providing a drink menu and alcohol so you may prepare your own fishbowl drink complete with dry ice and a candy garnish bar. If that sounds fancy as fuck it's because we're going to be climbing up on our pedestals to make some JUDGMENTS! Hell yeah, The Court of Horrible Opinions will then commence!
We will be playing a bastardized version of I DISSENT but we're going to ignore all the rules about decorum and timers – we'll already be too drunk for that shit. Like all of our games, we will make this personal and deeply insulting to all involved.
Bring your drinking receptacle to this party and maybe a snack or a pool noodle to hurl at your opponents. We'll be ordering dinner. The first thing on the court's agenda is "what food should we order?" Sean may decide this unilaterally and I'm okay with that as long as he doesn't hit me anymore.