Fake Holiday AntiSocial
Cook a nice meal for your cats, tuck them into bed and hire a cat sitter to attend this loneliness soiree.
It's that special time of year again when you become acutely aware of your forever alone status. Also, you are becoming obese. Getting Valentine's Day presents is a sign that people think you're stellar at fucking. That's why you never get anything.
Valentine's Day is a fake holiday anyway but candy will be on sale (and we're fat) so fuck it! Let's celebrate with cards.
Cook a nice meal for your cats, tuck them into bed and hire a cat sitter to attend this loneliness soiree.
We will all be alone together like real people. It's not like you've got better things to do.
We will play "That's What She Said," which is just like CAH but the cards are red and way more sexual. Just like your mom. HA! Bring some sort of pink food or heart-shaped something to share with everyone. We're fat, everything is a potluck.