Emotional Battery & Public Humiliation Picnic

Did you guys know it's always sunny in Las Vegas? Especially March 12 - see attached image for actual weather forecast. We can't just waste a day of BRILLIANT SUNSHINE at home. We're going to the park to play a spirited game of CharDee MacDennis! Everyone pick a team and start working on your flag.

This is also daylight savings day, so that is one less hour you’ll be forced to waste hanging out with us and one less hour you have to live your stupid life. In case you're unfamiliar with CharDee MacDennis (The Game of Games) here is a rundown:

LEVEL 1: MIND - Trivia, Puzzles, and Artisty. I don't know about puzzles, but I do know that being around you people is mentally challenging. Drinking is a mind game, right? I think we've got this covered. Bring a game if you want.<br>

LEVEL 2: BODY - Physical Challenge, Pain, and Endurance. We will play volleyball for about 7 minutes until we lose interest and/or run out of breath and/or die. Let's be honest here: no one in this group is physically active.

We should definitely film a homoerotic volleyball montage for our webpage! Except instead of super ripped tan guys, we'll have like... Adam and Devin. (And maybe Bo, but he's gonna wear a shirt to "avoid getting a sun burn" anyway.)

LEVEL 3: SPIRIT - Emotional Battery and Public Humiliation. We do this at every event, we wouldn’t even be your friends if we didn’t all hate you. The game is just like life: you cry, you lose.

LEVEL 4: HORROR - Dickwolves.

Let’s meet at Mountain Crest Park at noon on Sunday, March 12. It’s on Durango and Lone Mountain. There is no glass allowed in the park, so lets drink canned wine! We’re also going to BBQ because if we don’t start a fire it will seem inappropriate when I call the fire department. This is a potluck BBQ so everyone has to bring something. Please write in here what you're bringing.

No new people are being invited to this event. You can bring someone if they are a dog or you know we won't destroy them.