Doomsday: Election Night Watchin' Party
It wouldn't be an election unless everybody lost.
Hold up. Let yourself believe for a few fleeting seconds that you're not a complete failure. Everything happens for no reason. It is extremely important to understand this. Your vote doesn't count at all. #ELECTION
Sometimes the glass is just empty.
Is your pussy as tired of this election as mine is? Let’s celebrate the end of it on Tuesday, November 8. Break out your red white and blue bikinis because me and my crew from the Bureau of Vaginal Affairs (Department of the Interior) are going to America this Tuesday!
We’re going to have our own CAH Presidential debate and I’m going to play it while I hate myself and all of you. True to election style, no one will win our CAH game or Electoral College Bingo. It wouldn't be an election unless everybody lost. I come from a long line of white people threatening to quit facebook if their candidate does not win the election so I’m ready for these results.