Divorce Appreciation Day
If you start to miss your spouse we will have plenty of people around to ridicule your dick.
There are only two ways to end a marriage: divorce or death. Half of all married people choose death. The other half of us chose life… single life! Without divorce as an option we’d all have our own episode of “Snapped” by now, so let’s rejoice with a horrible celebration! This is a fantastic opportunity to play Cards Against Humanity and maybe find your next ex. (There will be lots of garbage people there, and we all know that’s your type.)
If you’re single don’t worry! You can’t get a divorce unless you’re married so come meet your future ex-spouse. Soon you too will have the opportunity to enjoy a nice, romantic divorce.
If you're still married, we forgive you. Every bad idea needs an escape plan and you've got one. Divorce is always an option. Let's party!
They say divorce turns a lot of decent people into assholes, but my ex was already an asshole so I don’t know why they say that. I got divorced because I needed to spend more time NOT being around a huge asshole. But at last I have found the one person I can hate for the rest of my life. Divorce is a life long commitment, you know?
Anyway, we’re all from broken homes so let’s play Cards Against Humanity. At least our phones still love us. We’re playing at the Flowing Tide Pub because it looks like a pirate ship and I am 9 years old. They have food and drinks, so bring nothing but your awful sense of humor. If you start to miss your spouse we will have plenty of people around to ridicule your dick. Hopefully that will lessen your pain.