Dead Hamster Halloween Party
Let's give it some Fat Witch Energy by holding a seance and talk to the dead hamster that MIGHT be buried in the yard.
Why do you need ghosts to be scared when nature can kill us all? What's a ghost going to do, tell you a story about the olden times? That just sounds like a Boomer. I am also afraid of Boomers but only because they are real and way less cool than a supernatural being.
Anyway, did you guys notice the climate catastrophe? The dick wolves are getting real thirsty. Not in a rapey way... we're actually running out of water and the dick wolves aren't as lively as they were pre-apocalypse. But it is our tradition to include them as we say goodbye to another dick hunting season and worship the dark lord.
This year Megan is hosting Horrible Halloween at her step dad's haunted mansion. Let's give it some Fat Witch Energy by holding a seance and talk to the dead hamster that MIGHT be buried in the yard. (I guess they forgot where it's buried?) Or we could just do karaoke.
ATTIRE
We don't like you that much, so please wear a costume that makes you look like someone else. If you come as yourself you will lose the costume contest and be ridiculed. Do not try to be sexy, that will only aggravate the dick wolves and/or ghost hamster.
EATS
This is not a regular potluck where you just buy some trash at the store on the way to the party. Halloween is legendary so bring a cake shaped like roadkill, dick wolf treats or any food shaped like a dick. Make it good and don't forget the arsenic!
ALCOHOL
Yes.
HAND JOBS: They are $1,200.