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Birthday, Dive-aversary & Slushy Celebration

If you don't want to come because you're single, please be informed that my parties are so fun that they have resulted in three(3) marriages.

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NASA Wrecks Elijah Wood's Birthday CAH Game

Show up with an awesome snack we will ignore your enormous character flaws.

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Exploding Whaleaversary! CAH Game

It was the worst of times, it was the worser of times (1970) when 8 tons of suicidal sperm whale landed on a beach in Oregon.

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Dead Hamster Halloween Party

Let's give it some Fat Witch Energy by holding a seance and talk to the dead hamster that MIGHT be buried in the yard.

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National TV Dinner Day CAH Game Night

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Divorce Appreciation Day CAH Party

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NOT the Father's Day CAH Game

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Strangers Play CAH near a Pool to Celebrate Nothing

Did you guys know that nothing happens in May?

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Horrible Corn Dog Social & Cards Against Humanity Game Night

Horrible Corn Dog Social & Cards Against Humanity Game Night

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End Times Halloween Party

What are you guys giving out for Halloween? I'm going with the Communist Manifesto.

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Fishbowl & Judgment

We will be playing a bastardized version of I DISSENT but we're going to ignore all the rules about decorum and timers – we'll already be too drunk for that shit. Like all of our games, we will make this personal and deeply insulting to all involved.

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The #Ween19 Horrible Halloween Party

This year I'm dressing up as me, but like sexy me. Haha just kidding I always dress like a whore.

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The President Will Be Okay Day CAH Game

I know normal people don't usually honor attempted assassins but we're not like normal people. We're horrible people.

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Fake Holiday AntiSocial

Cook a nice meal for your cats, tuck them into bed and hire a cat sitter to attend this loneliness soiree.

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January Sucks / Un-Birthday Party

By then we should all be fat and broke from Christmas and the weather will still be cold and dark AF. So fun!

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2018

The year is now 2018. You’re still sad. You probably need a new mattress.

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Pre-Christmas CAH Party

Christmas is Coming. Actually, it’s closing in fast and you’ve got a lot of dick pics to turn into holiday cards.

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CAH & Champagne: Baby Free Brunch

Let’s do this on Sunday at 2pm because I don’t actually know when church ends.

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National Beer Lovers Day CAH Celebration

I’m usually too drunk to notice stuff like this, but National Beer Lovers Day is September 7.

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Divorce Appreciation Day

If you start to miss your spouse we will have plenty of people around to ridicule your dick.

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Not the Fathers Day

If you have money in your wallet, you’re probably not a father.

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Semi-Annual Group Alcohol Cleanse

We're so boozy.

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A Presidential Affair

Trump will not be there. He continues to ignore my tweets.

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Holy Spirit Encounter & Pie Fry - Horrible Holiday Christening

Well, I’m crying in the clearance section at Target again so it must be Christmas.

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Ghost Dick Masquerade: Another Horrible Halloween Party

If your costume is a piece of shit you may want to consider alternative methods of making people love you.