2016 Divorce Appreciation Day
Every bad idea needs an exit strategy.
July is coming to an end and you know what that means: we’re wrapping up the unlucky month for Weddings! Yes that’s right, everyone who got married in the last 30 days (or ever) is doomed. So lets drink for those poor fools who made not one, but TWO terrible life decisions this month.
We’re going to celebrate the prospect of broken unions? No! Celebrating things that haven’t happened yet is for people with hope. We’re going to celebrate ACTUAL Broken unions. I give you: Divorce Appreciation Day. Because every bad idea needs an exit strategy.
I think divorce gets a bad rep. What kind of lives would we even be living right now had we not come from broken homes? And we’re the lucky ones because 50% of marriages DO NOT END in divorce! Half of all married people are never liberated and still own 100% of their shit! It’s like a nightmare, honestly.
So lets play cards at Eric’s house. Everyone bring a potluck item and a drink. And $3 for meet up because, punitive alimony.